That's That Shit

(Drama, Pt. II)

If you can step into foreign ciphers, and decipher who dropped the shiest shit and who left the liquid remnants of eleven herbs and spices, than that ability is priceless when it comes to avoiding evil vices See, everyone's heard the term same shit, different toilet bowl...

But some shit only requires a square while others require half a roll...

You gotta know the different types of shit in life before you can handle it and make it right...

See, when they act like they don't know you, or they're better, or they got something that they don't...that's that Fake Shit...'cause it takes shit to make shit...

And when niggas is up to no good and try to creep up on you, and they claim they cool 'cause ya'll all crew...that's that Snake Shit...That's why I always' cover my ass cause I don't take dick, and niggas will try to fuck you one way or another given the opportunity...

Or, when something takes place completely out of the ordinary and you happen to see or hear...That's that Wierd Shit so steer clear...Weird shit is the brother of Funny Shit...But that shit is only funny until they try to put some funny shit on you, cause then you got some shit that ain't funny no more...Now it's some Fucked- up Shit...The distant cousin of Wild Shit...that's the shit that is beyond you're immediate control and gets blown way out of proportion...

Now, when cats try to hit you with shit you've already experienced, but they don't know this informative tid- bit...that's that old shit...Now, at one point it was actually new, but to learn from it is the purpose...around Old Shit you should never be nervous, unless someone brings up some New Shit...in which case you'd deserve it...whatever the lesson was, you probably didn't learn it...

And when niggas speak some misconstrued info, try to run game on you in some sport you've already mastered, or try to play you cause of where you come from kid...that's that Dumb Shit...the first cousin of Bull Shit...the type of shit you can only hit a fool wit' because of it's enormous proportions and the obvious distortion of the aforementioned truth...

Now when someone hits you from left field and you can't figure out what it is, guess quick and assume you've been hit with some Next Shit...That's that shit that differs from all the rest because in many ways it's seemingly the most real, but there's normally one plot point that fucks up the whole deal...

Now when you hear some far fetched bit that you might expect to hear from some superstitious hick, you've probably been hit with some grade A Horse Shit...this is the type that makes you ability to remain humble weak, because everything this person speaks reeks of week old, well you know...shit...

Now if you hear some Dog Shit, it's just a song a song from Ol' Dirty Bastard, but don't be so careless to think Monkey Shit won't fuck things up... As you know, monkey wrenches can be thrown from long distances, and some solid Monkey Shit should be no different...just look at Cooley High and your local zoo for various instances...

Now this is my guide to potentially dangerous shit, once you memorize this, you'll be able to almost alway's discern the real from the counterfeit...So when you're in the trenches, don't get knocked senseless by any shit being thrown in your lane, because all shit stains, and anybody with common sense avoids it for fear of smelling the same...like shit...